From the darkness he arises, to punish all the believers and false saints of the zombie-godson. His might is right and his will is ill, for he is Sur Satan!
The quest for a new perkeloid percussionist has come to a conclusion, and there might be some gigs coming up sooner than you recite the verses of baphomet in reverse order.
The biography section will be updated with the all-important info about the newest band member, and the previous one thrown to the dismembered section (which does not exist yet) when someone bothers to do it. Or is sober enough to do it. Or drunk enough. Anyhow, sooner or later.
Stay tuned for more news of Satanick Suspense.